Spider Man Smiley
Fisting Vaguely Downwards

marvelousmetalmouse:

STILL NOT CANCELED!

NEW WARRIORS #11
CHRISTOPHER YOST (W)
MARCUS TO (A)
COVER BY TAKESHI MIYAZAWA
JUDGEMENT HAS COME FOR HUMANITY – and THE NEW WARRIORS!
32 PGS./Rated T+ …$3.99

theshadybadran:

"With great power comes great responsibility"

etherealvistas:

Bow Lake Reflection (Canada) by slaughterthenight || Tumblr

darning-socks:

idk man there’s just something really flattering about people who acknowledge your existence even when you’re not with them

thebrotherswinchester:

man can we collectively join together to change the name of “watersports” to something a little less misleading

i remember the first time i saw that in the description of a fic

i was like “so what, do the characters go to a waterpark or something? kinda weird that the author felt the need to specifically point that out”

spoiler alert

the characters did not go to a waterpark.

pocketjaeger:

s-burb:

I WANNA BE A PRETTY GIRL WHO WEARS FLOWY DRESSES AND BOWS AND CUTE SHOES

BUT I ALSO WANNA BE A GUY WITH BUTTON UP SHIRTS AND FACIAL STUBBLE

BUT I ALSO WANT TO BE A PUNK GIRL WITH TEAL HAIR AND CROSS JUMPERS

BUT AT THE SAME TIME I WANT TO BE A GUY WITH BEANIES AND COMBAT BOOTS AND PIERCINGS

dye your hair teal, get some piercings, and wear manly button-ups with flowy skirts and combat boots and punch anyone who doesn’t fall on their knees and worship you

#me

Leverage Meme: 2/4 Cons: The Moonwalking Bear

alittlesleepyhead:

I went to the book store and this was hidden in one of my books!

ladygrail:

charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

Cool

lazar3tto:

chrisprattawesomesource:

Are you even real

what the hell hes literally the best

spermbanker:

dollarwilliam:

spermbanker:

my phone just changed “what” to “me hat” and i can’t stop imagining a forlorn pirate reaching for his cap as it floats just beyond his grasp in the breeze only to clutch his breast as he sheds a year and murmurs “…me hat…”

forlorn pirates apparently go from 25 to 24 with just a touch of the breast!!!

my phone has struck again. this poor pirate has to suffer through so much. tragic.

mauthedoog:

baras:

miguel-the-sexy-and-powerful-god:

shibakisses:

jackchasejfc:

every time I use “they” to refer to a single gender-unknown person on Tumblr, another piece of my grammar-filled heart shatters, and the pieces scatter at the bottom of hell

“They” has been a singular pronoun for hundreds of years, you melodramatic dipshit.

well… actually… no… they is plural. people use they when they should use he, she, or it.

dense motherfucker, the pronoun “they” is an english equivalent for the third person indefinite singular and has been for literally centuries. it remains morphologically and syntactically plural therefore you don’t need to shit your little pantaloons at compromising your surely rock solid grammar rules.

i guarantee every fuckin time you’ve ever had to refer to a person of an unknown gender you’ve used “they” subconsciously. (“The post clerk gave me a message for you.” “Oh, what did they say?”) but you only have a problem with it when people specify it as a pronoun for themselves because you’re a shitlord i fuckin guess.

grammarized straight into hell

homedesigning:

IKEA 2015 Living Room